Showing posts with label Cats. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Cats. Show all posts

Tuesday, December 30, 2008

#20 You Too Can YouTube

I had played with YouTube before taking this class. As you said alot of stuff I did not find worth watching- but the value of something is decided by the beholder.

I always thought that this concept would make great mini training programs for customers and staff. Customers could access them from an icon on our public internet PC's.

About a year ago we adopted a stray kitten we call CiCi. When we first got him he was so hungry that when he ate he would make a noise like he was saying yum, yum, yum.

This clip reminds me of him.

Broccoli Kitten LOVES Broccoli! (The cat's name is Captain Pugwash)

Embeded


URL http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQi3q-Nf9wA

Monday, November 24, 2008

Continuation of # 6 Photos & Images Message #3


Message 3 for Photos. It's been fun! Poor Izzy was framed, her edges brushed and then Warholizer!


Friday, June 27, 2008

It's That Time Again

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How To Give Your Cat A Pill


1. Grasp cat firmly in your arms. Cradle its head on your elbow, just as if you were giving baby a bottle. Coo confidently, "That's a nice kitty." Drop pill into its mouth.

2. Retrieve cat from top of lamp and pill from under sofa.

3. Follow same procedure as in 1, but hold cat's front paws down with left hand and back paws down with elbow of right arm. Poke pill into its mouth with right forefinger.

4. Retrieve cat from under bed. Get new pill from bottle. (Resist impulse to get new cat.)

5. Again proceed as in 1, except when you have cat firmly cradled in bottle-feeding position, sit down on edge of chair, fold your torso over cat, bring your right hand over your left elbow, open cat's mouth by lifting the upper jaw and pop the pill in - quickly. Since your head is down by your knees, you won't be able to see what you're doing. That's just as well.

6. Leave cat hanging on drapes. Leave pill in your hair.

7. If you're a woman, have a good cry. If you're a man, have a good cry.

8. Now pull yourself together. Who's the boss here anyway? Retrieve cat and pill. Assuming position 1, say sternly, "Who's the boss here, anyway?" Open cat's mouth, take pill and...Oooops!

9. This isn't working, is it? Collapse and think. Aha! Those flashing claws are causing the chaos.

10. Crawl to linen closet. Drag back large beach towel. Spread towel on floor.

11. Retrieve cat from kitchen counter and pill from potted plant.

12. Spread cat on towel near one end with its head over long edge.

13. Flatten cat's front and back legs over its stomach. (Resist impulse to flatten cat.)

14. Roll cat in towel. Work fast; time and tabbies wait for no man-or woman.

15. Resume position 1. Rotate your left hand to cat's head. Press it's mouth at the jaw hinges like opening the petals of a snapdragon.

16. Drop pill into cat's mouth and poke gently. Voila! It's done.

17. Vacuum up loose fur (cat's). Apply bandages to wounds (yours).

18. Take two aspirins and lie down.
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Now try this 4 times- we have 4 cats.

Too Funny!


Thursday, June 26, 2008



Dogs come when they are called.


Cats take a message


And get back to you.